Phht. I just downloaded porn on kazaa and limewire, which invariably ended up being a virus, and then my dad yelled at me asking why the the browser kept trying to go to "Britney spears sucks dick" websites and I got banned from the computer for months

I saved my porn images, which i curated over many disconnects thanks to incoming phone calls, deeply nested within some program folder. No one was gonna accidentally stumble on my great stash.

I hid my spank bank inside game directories. At the time most of the textures for any game were image files so it was easy to hide them. I learned that those image files could be modified pretty easily. I used this to upload my entire spank bank as wallpapers in the Sims. I tried to change the character texture models for Vice City or GTA3 I can't remember which, to reasonable some model I was obsessed with as a teenager to limited success.