▲ 797 ▼ Paradox (thelemmy.club) submitted 1 day ago by Quokka@quokk.au to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev 64 comments fedilink hide all child comments
[–] bizarroland@lemmy.world 100 points 1 day ago (3 children) Maybe taking estrogen will elevate your rank. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 6 child comments replies: [–] gbuttersnaps@programming.dev 13 points 20 hours ago You've convinced me we need to start marketing HRT as performance enhancing drugs for programmers. Maybe that would make corporate America support trans healthcare permalink fedilink source parent [–] Gamechanger@slrpnk.net 89 points 1 day ago (1 child) Would this be considered doping? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] baldingpudenda@lemmy.world 56 points 1 day ago I mean, you're gonna be dope as hell! permalink fedilink source parent [–] girlnamedzero@piefed.zeromedia.vip 26 points 1 day ago (2 children) In that case she’d be able to double jump permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] AnyOldName3@lemmy.world 11 points 23 hours ago (1 child) This is a common misconception. Trans people actually have a directional air dash. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] girlnamedzero@piefed.zeromedia.vip 3 points 15 hours ago As a trans woman, I can say it’s actually both permalink fedilink source parent [–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 20 points 1 day ago (2 children) What do the Linux socks unlock? Sneak while running? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] Truscape@lemmy.blahaj.zone 21 points 1 day ago (1 child) Removes fall damage permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 1 day ago* (last edited 11 hours ago) (1 child) Ooh, nice! Do they work on bikes too? Even if you're tragically cis? Asking for a friend who's me 😁 permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Truscape@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 1 day ago You still need a helmet, but they do add flair :3 permalink fedilink source parent [–] rockerface@lemmy.cafe 7 points 1 day ago Sneak while browsing, Microsoft and Apple can't track you permalink fedilink source parent
[–] gbuttersnaps@programming.dev 13 points 20 hours ago You've convinced me we need to start marketing HRT as performance enhancing drugs for programmers. Maybe that would make corporate America support trans healthcare permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Gamechanger@slrpnk.net 89 points 1 day ago (1 child) Would this be considered doping? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] baldingpudenda@lemmy.world 56 points 1 day ago I mean, you're gonna be dope as hell! permalink fedilink source parent
[–] baldingpudenda@lemmy.world 56 points 1 day ago I mean, you're gonna be dope as hell! permalink fedilink source parent
[–] girlnamedzero@piefed.zeromedia.vip 26 points 1 day ago (2 children) In that case she’d be able to double jump permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] AnyOldName3@lemmy.world 11 points 23 hours ago (1 child) This is a common misconception. Trans people actually have a directional air dash. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] girlnamedzero@piefed.zeromedia.vip 3 points 15 hours ago As a trans woman, I can say it’s actually both permalink fedilink source parent [–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 20 points 1 day ago (2 children) What do the Linux socks unlock? Sneak while running? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] Truscape@lemmy.blahaj.zone 21 points 1 day ago (1 child) Removes fall damage permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 1 day ago* (last edited 11 hours ago) (1 child) Ooh, nice! Do they work on bikes too? Even if you're tragically cis? Asking for a friend who's me 😁 permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Truscape@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 1 day ago You still need a helmet, but they do add flair :3 permalink fedilink source parent [–] rockerface@lemmy.cafe 7 points 1 day ago Sneak while browsing, Microsoft and Apple can't track you permalink fedilink source parent
[–] AnyOldName3@lemmy.world 11 points 23 hours ago (1 child) This is a common misconception. Trans people actually have a directional air dash. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] girlnamedzero@piefed.zeromedia.vip 3 points 15 hours ago As a trans woman, I can say it’s actually both permalink fedilink source parent
[–] girlnamedzero@piefed.zeromedia.vip 3 points 15 hours ago As a trans woman, I can say it’s actually both permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 20 points 1 day ago (2 children) What do the Linux socks unlock? Sneak while running? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] Truscape@lemmy.blahaj.zone 21 points 1 day ago (1 child) Removes fall damage permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 1 day ago* (last edited 11 hours ago) (1 child) Ooh, nice! Do they work on bikes too? Even if you're tragically cis? Asking for a friend who's me 😁 permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Truscape@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 1 day ago You still need a helmet, but they do add flair :3 permalink fedilink source parent [–] rockerface@lemmy.cafe 7 points 1 day ago Sneak while browsing, Microsoft and Apple can't track you permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Truscape@lemmy.blahaj.zone 21 points 1 day ago (1 child) Removes fall damage permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 1 day ago* (last edited 11 hours ago) (1 child) Ooh, nice! Do they work on bikes too? Even if you're tragically cis? Asking for a friend who's me 😁 permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Truscape@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 1 day ago You still need a helmet, but they do add flair :3 permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 1 day ago* (last edited 11 hours ago) (1 child) Ooh, nice! Do they work on bikes too? Even if you're tragically cis? Asking for a friend who's me 😁 permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Truscape@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 1 day ago You still need a helmet, but they do add flair :3 permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Truscape@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 1 day ago You still need a helmet, but they do add flair :3 permalink fedilink source parent
[–] rockerface@lemmy.cafe 7 points 1 day ago Sneak while browsing, Microsoft and Apple can't track you permalink fedilink source parent