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Some men are skipping showers before dates to embrace a new trend called pheromone-maxxing (thelemmy.club)

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[–] Tiger666@lemmy.ca 20 points 1 day ago (1 child)

They also don't wash their asses because its "gay".

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[–] Nalivai@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago (1 child)

They engage in a practice called "not touching butt maxing"

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[–] Hupf@feddit.org 4 points 1 day ago

butt mining

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