That's literally the conversation. My argument is that mandating showers before events
I don't think you know what mandate means? Making fun of people who are confusing body odor with pheromones is not the same as someone giving an official command to always bathe before dates.
the entire meme here screams of shallow peacocking
What do you think peacocking means? I don't know how someone is going to make themselves stand out of the crowd by bathing.
You're the only one talking about genitals.
Do you not think the condition of your genitals may have something to do with why you should take a shower? Especially before going on a date?