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Some men are skipping showers before dates to embrace a new trend called pheromone-maxxing (thelemmy.club)

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[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 5 points 1 day ago (1 child)

My wife loves to gargle my salt and vinegar balls after a long hard summer's day of manual labor.

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[–] Earthwormjim91@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

I mean, I wash off my nethers before bed for that reason, but I don't take a full shower. I don't even get my top half wet. My wife loves my natural smell at the end of the day.

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