Have you tried showering in Axe Body Spray and making yourself and everyone around you sick from the scent, you fucking numpty?

Frankly, I'd rather smell unwashed incel.

Edit: fuck your downvotes and you if you think pouring artificial scents on yourself and ruining the day of someone that's allergic to that shit is better than some BO.

Goddamn it pisses me off when I have to leave an event because someone's given me a splitting headache and watering eyes because they've so thoroughly screwed up their olfactory sense to think that they aren't a walking war crime after putting half an ounce of that trash on themselves.