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[–] zero_spelled_with_an_ecks@programming.dev 36 points 3 days ago (3 children)

What about the slow jerk?

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[–] SourDragon@lemmy.world 11 points 3 days ago (1 child)

Don't forget to make the tips touch

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[–] BassTurd@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago

YOU NEVER MAKE THEM TOUCH!

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[–] BigDanishGuy@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 days ago

Slow jerk was a speciality. It was difficult to stay hard for that

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[–] kazerniel@piefed.world 4 points 3 days ago

this was hilarious 🤣 (never heard about that original jerk-off reaction either, fortunately it wasn't a thing in Hungary)

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