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Please don’t rearrange our shoes when we turn up, paramedics in Japan urge (www.theguardian.com)

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[–] Nonconfrontational@lemmy.ml 31 points 5 days ago (2 children)

There are plenty of excuses for rudeness?

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[–] HonoraryMancunian@lemmy.world 44 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Fuck you no there's not

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[–] Nonconfrontational@lemmy.ml 17 points 5 days ago

Thank you for the genuine belly laugh, lol.

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[–] jerkface@lemmy.ca 9 points 5 days ago

I DON'T NEED A FUCKING EXCUSE

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[–] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 1 point 3 days ago (1 child)

Maybe not in Japan

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[–] Nonconfrontational@lemmy.ml 1 point 3 days ago

Fuck Japan.

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