calling me names won’t change my preference
How about appealing to common sense?
A 3rd party candidate cannot, I repeat cannot, win a presidential election.
So voting for one that's promising a utopia is a pretty bad move since they literally cannot enact any change since they cannot win.
If you're talking about voting 3rd party in smaller, local elections, more power to you. That way maybe you can help build up a 3rd party so your children or children's children can vote for a 3rd party candidate for president that could actually stand a chance.