yes, unless I was already looking for an excuse to ditch em

"stealing" from banks is pretty based so yeah

If they're being accused of defrauding banks... Maybe?

Under an acuusation? No, needs to be proven first before anything.

At least until a conviction, yes.

Yes

depends on what it was for lol.

way to out yourself as an unsophisticated, sheltered suburbanite.

child molester or abuser = no way

any rich people crime, like embezzling = no way

drug crimes other than crack, heroin, meth? who cares...

anything else = whatever.

rather date a murderer than a yuppie.