If you manage to move the whole thing without cutting the pole you'd have a point.

I still don't think they actually would. I don't know who upvotes that shit, it's just wishful thinking.

For one, the CEO of a company doesn't personally own the property of their company. That's not how that works.

This is like saying you'd get away with moving a Verizon cell tower to the front yard of the CEO of Verizon. It's nonsense.