Official no-copyright post (which disavows Roger Craig Smith)

Seriously why. Sonic and the Black Knight was the last one and it was also the last time you could beat the final boss to a kickaas buttrock theme song. Why don't we have this anymore?

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[–] 7 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)

Because Sonic's main cultural impact is inflation furry porn now instead of creating 3 halfway okay platformers 40 years ago.

They can hardly afford enough money to run the air pump going straight into knuckles balloon knot nowadays.

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  • [–] [S] 3 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

    How dare you make this claim, Shadow the Hedgehog toilet transformation art has much greater cultural impact than the inflation furry porn.

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  • [–] 5 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

    I hate that I know what you are talking about

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  • [–] [S] 3 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

    Nobody can out-shitpost me when it comes to horrible porn madeline-smug

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