I'm not entirely sure if you're being sarcastic, but they do have a short version. ^^°

The first time ever, players get the long version (about 35 seconds) and every time after that, it is only about 15 seconds with Zelda having a slightly different monologue. It was the same in BotW, and Zelda's "short" monologue even included "The blood moon rises once again" back then.

This does not yet include how long the "buildup" takes (eerie music, floating particles etc.) before the cutscene even starts to play tho, so add about 20 second to each event for that.

It still gets annoying after a while, especially since it's such a massive game with so much exploration. After the 50th time, the phenomenon just feels like a nuisance. I skip the cutscene every time nowadays but I would have loved the option to just turn it off entirely by default. Give me some floaty particles shortly before midnight and a 1 second black screen and be done with it.