▲ 215 ▼ The parenting table (thelemmy.club) submitted 6 days ago by time2lose@lemmy.world to c/memes@lemmy.world 47 comments fedilink hide all child comments
[+] Zacryon@feddit.org -12 points 5 days ago (2 children) Ah yes. Take it out on the children instead of the incapable parents who shouldn't have got them in the first place. permalink fedilink source hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] natecox@programming.dev 3 points 5 days ago Seriously. You need to be a psychopath sack of shit to take joy in a kid getting hurt, regardless of the situation. permalink fedilink source parent [+] JayDee@lemmy.world -6 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (3 children) Not quite what's being described here - the waiter's done nothing and most likely would not be fast enough to prevent the situation from happening. It just happened. That being said, this would be a very fucked up reaction to a kid most likely dying if it were real life - however, ( missed the last part where the little shit's fine) most of us understand this is just hyperbole for the sake of dark humor, and not to be taken seriously. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 6 child comments replies: [–] rants_unnecessarily@piefed.social 13 points 5 days ago (2 children) Children do not die from hitting a corner of a table. There would be very few people in the world if that were even remotely true. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] JayDee@lemmy.world 5 points 5 days ago ... and more importantly it says they start crying at the tail end which i neglected to read. permalink fedilink source parent [–] Drusas@fedia.io 1 point 4 days ago Well, children do actually occasionally die from hitting the corner of a table, but not in this story. permalink fedilink source parent [–] Drusas@fedia.io 1 point 4 days ago There is no waiter in this story. permalink fedilink source parent [–] Hawke@lemmy.world 4 points 5 days ago (1 child) You think banging their head and falling is going to result in them “most likely dying”? You have some strange ideas about how mortal kids are. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] JayDee@lemmy.world -2 points 5 days ago (1 child) Hitting one's head off the corner of a table has in fact been enough to kill folks, yes. You'd be surprised to learn how goddamn little it takes to kill someone by accident. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Hawke@lemmy.world 6 points 5 days ago It’s possible but not “most likely”. Humanity would not have survived if we died every time we bumped our head. Especially if the kid “started crying” after, they’re probably fine. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] natecox@programming.dev 3 points 5 days ago Seriously. You need to be a psychopath sack of shit to take joy in a kid getting hurt, regardless of the situation. permalink fedilink source parent
[+] JayDee@lemmy.world -6 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (3 children) Not quite what's being described here - the waiter's done nothing and most likely would not be fast enough to prevent the situation from happening. It just happened. That being said, this would be a very fucked up reaction to a kid most likely dying if it were real life - however, ( missed the last part where the little shit's fine) most of us understand this is just hyperbole for the sake of dark humor, and not to be taken seriously. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 6 child comments replies: [–] rants_unnecessarily@piefed.social 13 points 5 days ago (2 children) Children do not die from hitting a corner of a table. There would be very few people in the world if that were even remotely true. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] JayDee@lemmy.world 5 points 5 days ago ... and more importantly it says they start crying at the tail end which i neglected to read. permalink fedilink source parent [–] Drusas@fedia.io 1 point 4 days ago Well, children do actually occasionally die from hitting the corner of a table, but not in this story. permalink fedilink source parent [–] Drusas@fedia.io 1 point 4 days ago There is no waiter in this story. permalink fedilink source parent [–] Hawke@lemmy.world 4 points 5 days ago (1 child) You think banging their head and falling is going to result in them “most likely dying”? You have some strange ideas about how mortal kids are. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] JayDee@lemmy.world -2 points 5 days ago (1 child) Hitting one's head off the corner of a table has in fact been enough to kill folks, yes. You'd be surprised to learn how goddamn little it takes to kill someone by accident. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Hawke@lemmy.world 6 points 5 days ago It’s possible but not “most likely”. Humanity would not have survived if we died every time we bumped our head. Especially if the kid “started crying” after, they’re probably fine. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] rants_unnecessarily@piefed.social 13 points 5 days ago (2 children) Children do not die from hitting a corner of a table. There would be very few people in the world if that were even remotely true. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] JayDee@lemmy.world 5 points 5 days ago ... and more importantly it says they start crying at the tail end which i neglected to read. permalink fedilink source parent [–] Drusas@fedia.io 1 point 4 days ago Well, children do actually occasionally die from hitting the corner of a table, but not in this story. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] JayDee@lemmy.world 5 points 5 days ago ... and more importantly it says they start crying at the tail end which i neglected to read. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Drusas@fedia.io 1 point 4 days ago Well, children do actually occasionally die from hitting the corner of a table, but not in this story. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Drusas@fedia.io 1 point 4 days ago There is no waiter in this story. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Hawke@lemmy.world 4 points 5 days ago (1 child) You think banging their head and falling is going to result in them “most likely dying”? You have some strange ideas about how mortal kids are. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] JayDee@lemmy.world -2 points 5 days ago (1 child) Hitting one's head off the corner of a table has in fact been enough to kill folks, yes. You'd be surprised to learn how goddamn little it takes to kill someone by accident. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Hawke@lemmy.world 6 points 5 days ago It’s possible but not “most likely”. Humanity would not have survived if we died every time we bumped our head. Especially if the kid “started crying” after, they’re probably fine. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] JayDee@lemmy.world -2 points 5 days ago (1 child) Hitting one's head off the corner of a table has in fact been enough to kill folks, yes. You'd be surprised to learn how goddamn little it takes to kill someone by accident. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Hawke@lemmy.world 6 points 5 days ago It’s possible but not “most likely”. Humanity would not have survived if we died every time we bumped our head. Especially if the kid “started crying” after, they’re probably fine. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Hawke@lemmy.world 6 points 5 days ago It’s possible but not “most likely”. Humanity would not have survived if we died every time we bumped our head. Especially if the kid “started crying” after, they’re probably fine. permalink fedilink source parent