I know, what a fool I was! I learned to play the piano and went to job interviews like a moron!

It’s crazy that the first thing a lot of people would do with a time machine is use it to kill an infant.

He kept asking the shelter kitchen staff when I'd be in the cafeteria for lunch so he could pitch Me on his time UFO idea. He believed that two disks rotating in opposite directions would create infinite energy and unlock time travel.

And I told him that it's not a UFO if you've identified it, it's a flying saucer. And I don't think the scientific principle at play is valid. He told Me to watch a conspiracy documentary that proves it is valid.