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[–] 63 points 22 hours ago (2 children)

That’s gonna be the thing that murders you. Wooo it runs fast!

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  • [–] 29 points 22 hours ago (2 children)

    Oh thank God. I was worried it was going to be one of those little lunch delivery bots and that it was going to take hours for it to get around to eliminating this meat bag.

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  • [–] 13 points 21 hours ago (1 child)

    What if it's just a flying drone, but all it does is shoot you with a never ending supply of spit balls? Just all day, every day, bullied by a drone.

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  • [–] 11 points 20 hours ago (1 child)

    That means it has a moist mouth.

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    I enjoy asking my wife if she has thought about how wet her bones are today.

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    Make sure to brush your mouth bones every day.

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