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[–] 26 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

It's not me that's out of touch with reality, peanut butter jar.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 week ago

    We would like to remind you that your peanut butter jar will never talk back to you and, in fact, cannot speak. In the event that your peanut butter jar does speak, we urge you to eat its contents immediately and dispose of the jar responsibly. Please recycle.

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