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Brand New Sentence

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You could take an oath swearing on a jar of peanut butter. (thelemmy.club)

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[–] Kierunkowy74@lemmy.zip 37 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I am sorry but cannot swear on a peanut butter as I have already used it as a bookmark.

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[–] raman_klogius@ani.social 8 points 1 month ago (1 child)

These two posts were right next to each other the first time I encountered them!

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[–] Wren@lemmy.today [S] 5 points 1 month ago

After I posted this I saw all the peanut butter posts. The hivemind is really connected today.

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