this post was submitted on 25 Aug 2026

462 points (99.1% liked)

Brand New Sentence

BrandNewSentence@lemmy.today

431 readers

3,634 active

61 users here now

Showcasing the brazen and nouveau in English communication.

Be cool to each other and follow the lemmy.today instance rules.
Post title must be the sentence, or relevant portion of the sentence if it's very long.
Link for context if possible.
Tag NSFW where applicable.
This instance has no rules against calls to violence, please don't report general wishes for violence. Direct implications of harm (i.e. I will shoot x person in the head) will be moderated at our discretion.

founded 4 months ago

moderators

Wren@lemmy.today

technopagan@lemmy.world

You could take an oath swearing on a jar of peanut butter. (thelemmy.club)

submitted 1 month ago by Wren@lemmy.today [M] to c/BrandNewSentence@lemmy.today

23 comments fedilink hide all child comments

you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments

[–] pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Should we really be naming the constitution a girl's name? We now know what the conservatives do to girls and women.

hideshow 3 child comments

[–] ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 month ago

Yea but shes really old, for some reason the pedos can't stop fucking her.

parent

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

The same thing they do to the constitution? Unconscionable and constant violation while claiming they're ardent defenders

parent

[–] Blibly@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

She's a woman and we need to treat👏 her👏 right 👏

parent