We're not talking about The Onion, famed source of high-quality bullshit.

We're talking about rando Twitter accounts and fly-by-night "comedy" blogs utterly whiffing it.

If this widely-reported list of demands turns out to be simple bullshit, then the people who bought it weren't being silly and misinterpreting visible absurdity. They were misled by a sadly believable extension of the hellscape we inhabit. The Idiot has been openly talking about annexing Canada. Nothing on this list is out-there enough that anyone should be expected to go, oh I see, ha ha, what a funny.