▲ 43 ▼ "ALL RIGHT. EVERYBODY GET THE FUCK DOWN. THIS IS A ROBBERY. WE DON'T WANT TO SEE ANY HEROES HERE." (hexbear.net) submitted 18 hours ago by WokePalpatine@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net 7 comments fedilink hide all child comments I'm gesturing for the people inside the bank to get out of the way with my guns. I tell you to check to see if anyone is strapped. I go to the teller, "PUT THE POKEMON IN THE BAG. THIS JOINT IS CLOSING DOWN ANYWAY, YOU'RE PROBABLY JUST GUNNA' TOSS 'EM RIGHT?!" She's panicking and dropping Pokeballs all over the floor as she struggles to take all the balls from the drawers.
[–] WokePalpatine@hexbear.net [S] 6 points 16 hours ago Pounded a ragecandybar just before to get me psyched for the heist. permalink fedilink source parent