Computer toucher. The work is boring and soul sucking but the pay is good at least where I'm from and I manage to get a job in a company where they don't expect that much work from you. Part of me hopes The Market releases me from my misery and I'll be forced to get an actually useful job.

Ideally I'd like to use my skills for something useful I like computers and programming but most of the jobs are just nonsense at this point, realistically there don't need to be this many computer programmers most of the stuff the IT sector produces does not actually need to exist at all.