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Rising Temperatures Are Threatening Italy’s Bank Reserves—Because They’re Made of Parmesan Cheese (www.popularmechanics.com)

submitted 2 weeks ago by green_goglin to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 12 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Due to orbital decay, it ends up raining fondue. It's a huge mess.

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[–] BigDanishGuy@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 weeks ago

You're right. We'd better store different cheeses together with some white wine, an assortment of spices and a bit of Kirschwasser. If it's going to be raining fondue, we may as well do it in style!

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[–] content_educator_94 2 points 2 weeks ago* (1 child)

I'd watch that as a gritty sci fi comedy

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[–] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 0 points 2 weeks ago

You may also like: Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs.

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