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[–] 22 points 1 week ago (1 child)

I found a wallet a year or so ago. Address on the ID was pretty close, so I just drove it out there myself.

Garage was open with a dude working on some project inside - definite match on the ID photo... big ol Trump sign in the yard. Drove right passed that bitch.

There's a small homeless camp on the way to work, so I just hung onto it until the next day. Yeeted that mofo cash and all out the car window and over the fence where some of their tents were - pretty sure it made it roughly where I was aiming, which should have had it found probably within the hour.

Hopefully they had a field day with his credit cards; if not, there was about $30 in it, so they at least got a nice boost from that.

Moral of the story, if you find something akin to a wallet, do a little investigating before returning it. If it belongs to some piece of human trash, uh, what wallet?

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  • [–] 14 points 1 week ago (1 child)

    Yeeted that mofo cash and all out the car window and over the fence where some of their tents were - pretty sure it made it roughly where I was aiming, which should have had it found probably within the hour.

    Dude just casually started a bum fight.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 week ago

    Hadn't actually considered that. Hopefully not. There weren't any people gathered around there, so it wouldn't have caused a rush to claim it initially. My thinking was that if there was anyone in the tents they would have heard it hit the ground and come out to investigate; or if no one heard it, it would be in a fairly visible spot when they return. Either way, again hopefully it would have been an individual stumbling across it, vs a group to start fighting over it.

    ...but I just pulled over, chucked it, and immediately drove off, so no idea how it played out.

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