The WOKE LEFT DUMBOCRATS want Mario to reinvent the fighting game genre by letting them jump. That's right, they're calling it a PLATFORM fighter where you jump around, using your movement and items to beat your opponent. Apparently neutral is too hard for these downwardly mobile, feminine gamers; they need to reimagine the fighting game genre for their own fun and enjoyment.
And now they're not even content to do so in the garage. They're hosting tournaments at real venues! That's right, they're allowing your children to compete in these woke-a-thons next to these people who don't even shower!