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I burned 2500 calories yesterday.... (lemmy.world)

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I left the brownies in the oven too long....

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[–] henfredemars@infosec.pub 22 points 6 days ago (1 child)

As a kid, I really didn’t care. Now that I have to be mindful of my weight, I realize that’s like one brownie.

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[–] Feidry@sh.itjust.works 15 points 6 days ago (1 child)

Yeah, I mean, you don't have to eat the entire pan. But why wouldn't you? It's right there and it's brownies.

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[–] theOneTrueSpoon@feddit.uk 4 points 5 days ago

As long as you don't cut it up, it still counts as one

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