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Somewhere out there, in an atheist's rc file ... (thelemmy.club)

submitted 1 month ago by cockmushroom@reddthat.com to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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$a shell pipeline performing a search for a file named god and returning nothing. sudo find / -iname god | tee >(wc -l) | xargs -d '\n' stat$

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[–] kubica@fedia.io 1 point 1 month ago (1 child)

What if it committed suicide?

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[–] cockmushroom@reddthat.com [S] 1 point 1 month ago

It would probably bind its revival to some outcome/event/state in the future if it had any interest in coming back.

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