Yes, yes, this Court does find that the downvoter appears to be very angry.

But this is Lemmy. None of this is real. Why is that person so angry?

Well, the Court has decided to help. By the authority invested in this honorable Court, presided over by the deeply dishonorable me, I hereby find the defendant:

GUILTY!!

The evidence is overwhelming, mostly because I have decided that it is.

Now, since the defendant appears to be an unusually angry person, and because I'm feeling especially charitable today after my downstairs neighbor finally took my suggestion and played several albums of the always magnificent Debbie Gibson, this Court has devised a sentence intended to restore peace to the defendant’s troubled soul.

The defendant is hereby sentenced to 1,379 consecutive days of watching episodes of The Wiggles.

No skipping. No muting. No pretending to fall asleep.

If a song begins, the defendant must remain present until the final note has been legally completed. The Court believes this will almost certainly improve the defendant’s mood.

And if it does not, it will at least improve mine, because the thought of the defendant spending those days trapped in a brightly colored room listening to people in odd clothes sing about fruit salad has already brought me tremendous inner peace.

Sentence begins immediately.

May the Wiggles have mercy upon you, for this Court will not.

This is now Lemmy Law.