Unless the status quo changes, the OP has the two options I outlined. This isn't rude or mean, it is reality.
Not only is two factor authentication popular in every major platform its adoption is increasing...
Your examples are actually the opposite of what is happening here. A more accurate example would be someone still trying to use a horse in a modern city. In a limited situation and location, you may do it to a very small success. But you will give up almost all functionality in a modern society.