I have performed the Miracle of the Balls! (Retrieving the balls that have rolled under the closet door)
This post is for casual conversation if you don’t feel like making a post office your own.
Thinking about how silly the suburbs are. Everyone works all week to enjoy their lawns on the weekends, but all they can hear when they go out there is the constant noise of mowers and leaf blowers.
My solution is to mandate a ph of 5 for all soil, that way only moss can grow--quietly.