The doctor (technically an NP because I'll never see an actual doctor on this insurance on any reasonable time frame) calls so much.

But that's good, you say! They're proactive!

IT GIVES ME A FUCKING HEART ATTACK

They never called as a kid, or young adult. A doctor calling after blood work was capital fucking Bad

She called today to say she was putting in a scrip for vitamin D. Okay! Cool! Excuse me while my heart rate is elevated the rest of today!!

And she called at fucking 7:42am. I was also taught you only call between 9to9. Calls outside that time are emergencies.

I fucking weep.

The caulking is going in the bathtub because the cat is a gremlin so I need to redo that, I'm tired, and the salivary cortisol test sucks and I need to do it a second time tonight. Ugghhh