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How much of their wealth would they exchange for not being dragged into a public square and drawn and quartered, along with their friends and families?
That's where the conversation needs to start.
They'd hire a company of mercenaries to kill anyone who started such talks before they got off the ground is how much they'd start at. Because guess what they ultimately do?