Save your AI tokens

I literally just used DuckDuckGo to look up the laws of a few countries over like a couple minutes using relevant keywords (albeit I already knew "perverting the course of justice" in the UK) because you decided to keep spewing uninformed bullshit. I don't use LLMs for research because I've found I can normally do it faster and better. (Edit: I should clarify I used an LLM to translate the laws via DeepL, but not to find them.)

I'm sorry that seems so difficult to you that a human wouldn't go to the effort.

my comments are here more for humour and whimsy

I mean I'll give you humor: I'd pay to see you represent yourself pro se; your combination of stupid, annoying, and arrogant would be magical. I'm sure the court will love when you start making ridiculous, bad-faith interpretations of the law based on nonsense semantic arguments. You could be the next "Your honor, I wasn't driving; I was traveling."