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China Announces Temporary Plan to Wrap Earth in Giant Sun-Blocking Device (disreport.com)

submitted 1 month ago by Dispassionate@quokk.au to c/theonion@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Dispassionate@quokk.au [S] 1 point 1 month ago (2 children)

Humans should stop messing with the earth. Any attempt to ward off the destruction of the human race will simply make it worse. Humanity needs to end.

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[–] Rhaedas@fedia.io 3 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I heard someone say long ago, you can't fix a problem caused by technology with more technology. We're deep in a hole, trying to find cleverer ways to dig ourselves out of it.

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[–] Calfpupa@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 month ago

This is easily disproven. If I cut myself with a knife, modern medicine allows me to heal faster and better than otherwise.

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[–] kibblebits@quokk.au 1 point 1 month ago