I think the proper rephrasing should be, "Would you suck one ape dick to save every human?"
It is physically possible (unlike "every" ape dick) and shapes up as a lose-lose: OP's either a hypocrite or an ape-dick sucker.
I think the proper rephrasing should be, "Would you suck one ape dick to save every human?"
It is physically possible (unlike "every" ape dick) and shapes up as a lose-lose: OP's either a hypocrite or an ape-dick sucker.