▲ 380 ▼ The forever war for your FACE (thelemmy.club) submitted 1 month ago* by HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/noncredibledefense@sh.itjust.works 60 comments fedilink hide all child comments
[–] homes@piefed.world 62 points 1 month ago* (2 children) Possibly the best onion article ever, because shortly after, Gillette actually released the Mach 5: Fuck Everything, We're Doing Five Blades permalink fedilink source hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] hOrni@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago (2 children) 5? That's for babies. I've found a 7 bladed razor: https://www.amazon.com/Dorco-Pace-Worlds-Razor-Cartridges/dp/B01AVRYXAY permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] homes@piefed.world 22 points 1 month ago* (1 child) Lol, keep in mind, that article came out 22 years ago, when the onion still had a print edition permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Cybersec@piefed.social 11 points 1 month ago (2 children) They have a print edition again, funnily enough. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] topherclay@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago Yeah but back then it wasn't ironic. Okay the paper itself was ironic, but ironically, the fact that it was paper was not ironic. permalink fedilink source parent [–] atomicbocks@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 month ago Back then you could find it on college campuses and similar places in these weird areas that had vending machines for various newspapers. permalink fedilink source parent [–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago Can you mount several? permalink fedilink source parent [–] ryathal@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 month ago (1 child) Mad TV did a 20 blade razor which isn't even that ridiculous anymore. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] p03locke@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 month ago Pretty sure SNL did it first. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago (2 children) 5? That's for babies. I've found a 7 bladed razor: https://www.amazon.com/Dorco-Pace-Worlds-Razor-Cartridges/dp/B01AVRYXAY permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] homes@piefed.world 22 points 1 month ago* (1 child) Lol, keep in mind, that article came out 22 years ago, when the onion still had a print edition permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Cybersec@piefed.social 11 points 1 month ago (2 children) They have a print edition again, funnily enough. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] topherclay@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago Yeah but back then it wasn't ironic. Okay the paper itself was ironic, but ironically, the fact that it was paper was not ironic. permalink fedilink source parent [–] atomicbocks@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 month ago Back then you could find it on college campuses and similar places in these weird areas that had vending machines for various newspapers. permalink fedilink source parent [–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago Can you mount several? permalink fedilink source parent
[–] homes@piefed.world 22 points 1 month ago* (1 child) Lol, keep in mind, that article came out 22 years ago, when the onion still had a print edition permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Cybersec@piefed.social 11 points 1 month ago (2 children) They have a print edition again, funnily enough. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] topherclay@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago Yeah but back then it wasn't ironic. Okay the paper itself was ironic, but ironically, the fact that it was paper was not ironic. permalink fedilink source parent [–] atomicbocks@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 month ago Back then you could find it on college campuses and similar places in these weird areas that had vending machines for various newspapers. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Cybersec@piefed.social 11 points 1 month ago (2 children) They have a print edition again, funnily enough. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] topherclay@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago Yeah but back then it wasn't ironic. Okay the paper itself was ironic, but ironically, the fact that it was paper was not ironic. permalink fedilink source parent [–] atomicbocks@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 month ago Back then you could find it on college campuses and similar places in these weird areas that had vending machines for various newspapers. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] topherclay@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago Yeah but back then it wasn't ironic. Okay the paper itself was ironic, but ironically, the fact that it was paper was not ironic. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] atomicbocks@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 month ago Back then you could find it on college campuses and similar places in these weird areas that had vending machines for various newspapers. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago Can you mount several? permalink fedilink source parent
[–] ryathal@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 month ago (1 child) Mad TV did a 20 blade razor which isn't even that ridiculous anymore. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] p03locke@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 month ago Pretty sure SNL did it first. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] p03locke@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 month ago Pretty sure SNL did it first. permalink fedilink source parent