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Love is letting me cook alone (thelemmy.club)

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[-] Clent@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 22 hours ago

Don't fucking tell me how to chop onions, I've been chopping onions my whole life. I don't care what you saw on YouTube. And, yes, I just cracked an egg on the edge of the bowl, do you SEE any shell in the egg? No. Because I've been cracking eggs that way longer than you've been alive. Go grind sea salt, or something, leave me alone.

That's a toxic spouse. I'm guessing the criticism reaches beyond cooking technique.

[-] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 1 points 9 hours ago

I was joking, but I see now this isn't a meme community, so maybe I over stepped.

[-] Clent@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 9 hours ago

👌

Blink twice if she's reading this over your shoulder.

this post was submitted on 16 Jul 2026

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