The Onion is truly redundant

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[–] 22 points 2 months ago (3 children)

I am just waiting for the day we find out there is a new Penile Length& Girth Requirement so that Secretary Hegseth finally gets the military he wants and deserves.

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  • [–] 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

    Pete does boner inspections on every base he visits. Viagra is mixed into the food.

    To be real though it seems a bit invasive for the government to control the hormones in your body

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