Everything in your first paragraph is contrary to your first sentence. Every single one of those is another argument, but using a turn of phrase and baiting was apparently more important than even making the first, best, and most relavent argument you brought-out.

The real clincher is that you then pretend the person you are replying to didn't already make those arguments, well, and that you are disagreeing with them.

"This isn't [the] gotcha you think it is", really?