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Taco Bell now under investigation over outbreak of parasite that causes ‘explosive diarrhea,’ report says (www.independent.co.uk)

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[–] gatohaus@eviltoast.org 9 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I don't get the taco bell jokes either. Never had an issue from eating there.

Burger king on the other hand...

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[–] Goforce5@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

I swear the people who have "stomach issues" from Taco Bell just aren't used to eating any fiber.

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[–] glimse@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Burger King's success baffles me. That place is so gross

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