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submitted 1 month ago by FoxtrotDeltaTango@sh.itjust.works to c/noncrediblediplomacy@sh.itjust.works

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[–] TIEPilot@lemmy.world 26 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I'm from the area, then/now/20 years ago you would NEVER walk in that pool. Its been full of goose shit as long as I can remember.

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[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 40 points 1 month ago (1 child)

I have bad news about every single body of open water.

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[–] Alexstarfire@lemmy.world 29 points 1 month ago (3 children)

I've heard fish fuck in it.

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[–] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 1 month ago (1 child)

That's why I only drink water

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[–] DeltaWingDragon@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 month ago

Have you never wondered why I drink only distilled water or rainwater? And only pure grain alcohol?

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[–] merde@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago*

depends on what you mean by "fuck"?

☞ https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fish_reproduction

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[–] raman_klogius@ani.social 1 point 1 month ago

fish don't fuck in the water. they bukkake in it.

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[–] SpruceBringsteen@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago (2 children)

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[–] lugal@sopuli.xyz 7 points 1 month ago

To play the devil's advocate: the comment says 20 years ago. Your source is a movie that's 3 decades old and the scene takes place quite a few decades earlier

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[–] CaptDust@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 month ago

I'd like to submit further

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