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[–] 25 points 2 months ago (7 children)

I be sleeping like a goddamn rotisserie chicken let me tell you

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  • [–] 0 points 1 month ago (6 children)

    Can I baste you in my batter while you rotate? I'm doing a science experiment for my church regarding sin. I've already done the control of ejaculating on my sister without her knowing, so I just need to do the experiment of someone consenting. What causes that möbiation of entanglement, and can we use my occult Knowledge to transcend physicality like Jesus, the Buddha, and Richard Simmons. We must know, for Christ's sake!

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  • [–] 2 points 1 month ago (3 children)

    No thank you, it would wake me up

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  • [–] 0 points 1 month ago (2 children)

    My sister didn't wake up, and it dried before morning. Aliens might be doing this to us every night and we would never know.

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