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[-] CuddlyCassowary@lemmy.world 70 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

He quit to become the Messiah, didn’t he? That was probably easier than retail customer service.

[-] rockSlayer@lemmy.blahaj.zone 44 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

I literally led the campaign to form a 600 person union. I was buried in bullshit from the company every single day for over 3 years.

Still preferable to when I worked at Aldi.

[-] grue@lemmy.world 26 points 3 days ago

Thank you for your service.

(The unionizing part, not the Aldi part. Even though I like Aldi.)

[-] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 19 points 3 days ago

Dying on the cross was easier than customer service

[-] snooggums@piefed.world 16 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

"I'll give you a refund over my dead body."

three days later...

[-] saltesc@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago

Haha. Judas was just a disgruntled customer with a lot of time and creativity.

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