Most of them have too many in jokes for anyone here to get which is funny honestly. A dream so unique to my personal experience I cant explain it to anyone.

So for generic dreams very recently Ive been having ones where im on a train always a train in my underpants and everyone is like “why are you in your underpants” but thats not the weird bit. The weird bit is im not worried about the pants im worried about the fact i have a rock hard boner the whole time….

Anyway the best weird dreams are recurring house like the stephen king dark tower series in many dreams and the best one….

I awake in the dream. Im sitting in a toilet but the toilet is in the office, dort owl.. its an office chair toilet and im shitting directly into it. All my colleagues arrive and walk into the meeting room im shitting into the shit chair and during the meeting i try to covertly pull up my underpants but now the shit chair is filled with shit. AVAST YE SHIT LUBBERS the PA to the CEO runs in asking for THE SHIT CHAIR it was an EXECUTIVE SHIT CHAIR so here i run around ass clegged in poo trying to find a toilet to dump my shit from the executive shit chair. But the office becomes a labyrinth and i cant find the toilets. Dream ends basically standing naked in office showers scooping poo out of my ass.

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