▲ 223 ▼ One trained falcon making 60 attack sorties a day can protect 100,000 solar panels from vengeful crows. (thelemmy.club) submitted 3 months ago by Wren@lemmy.today [M] to c/BrandNewSentence@lemmy.today 42 comments fedilink hide all child comments
[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 7 points 3 months ago (1 child) Ok but who will protect the batteries from the falcons? permalink fedilink source hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] altphoto@lemmy.today 14 points 3 months ago Yada yada yada... I just installed our second set of cobras under the couch. They eat the mice. The mice are for feeding the security bears, but they tend to run into the house. The mice, not the bears. The bears protect the house from the road lions who prevent cars from parking in front of the house. That's where we have our electric car chargers fed from the solar panels. Yeah, we got the eagle to chase the falcon who chases the crows. The crows are there to prevent pidgeons so I can enjoy my fries in pace. My dog doesn't bark at all. Cone to think of it, I haven't seen that rascal in a few weeks. I wonder what he's doing. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 14 points 3 months ago Yada yada yada... I just installed our second set of cobras under the couch. They eat the mice. The mice are for feeding the security bears, but they tend to run into the house. The mice, not the bears. The bears protect the house from the road lions who prevent cars from parking in front of the house. That's where we have our electric car chargers fed from the solar panels. Yeah, we got the eagle to chase the falcon who chases the crows. The crows are there to prevent pidgeons so I can enjoy my fries in pace. My dog doesn't bark at all. Cone to think of it, I haven't seen that rascal in a few weeks. I wonder what he's doing. permalink fedilink source parent