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There was a point where like thirty different churches claimed to own Christ's foreskin. (thelemmy.club)
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[-] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 month ago

I'm willing to spot them the difference.

"This is a regular dude who got to do a modicum of humorous magic for proselytizing, then died in a really fucked-up way. You should ask him to put in a good word with J-dawg about fishing, mycology, or testicular torsion."

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