There was a point where like thirty different churches claimed to own Christ's foreskin.
(thelemmy.club)
I'm willing to spot them the difference.
"This is a regular dude who got to do a modicum of humorous magic for proselytizing, then died in a really fucked-up way. You should ask him to put in a good word with J-dawg about fishing, mycology, or testicular torsion."