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[–] HertzDentalBar@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Once you learn to eat rice with chopsticks you become unstoppable.

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[–] rounding_error@lemmy.today 3 points 3 months ago (2 children)

*for sticky rice (other rice is impractical)

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[–] HertzDentalBar@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 3 months ago

Idk man I can eat fried rice pretty well with chopsticks.

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[–] BCsven@lemmy.ca 1 point 3 months ago

One grain at a time

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