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this post was submitted on 25 Jun 2026
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I keep sporks in my car so if i'm starving after a shopping trip I can break into some grub.
Get outta here Popeyes. Your tines are too short to grab the meat, and your ends are too pointy to gather the last 5%. I'd end up full of styrofoam, pawing at a bone like a kitten if I used you. My fingers and teeth work 100x better than you.
Even if I'm backpacking and I need to save weight, I'd rather have a cat-dog version of spoon and fork.