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Kevin O’Leary Pleads With Locals to Allow His Massive Data Center If He Shrinks It Down to the Size of One Manhattan (futurism.com)

submitted 3 months ago by Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] DaddleDew@lemmy.world 12 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Kevin, if you shrank it to 90% the size of a normal penis you could make use of all that extra room in your underwear for it.

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