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We live in the future!
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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/9525207
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this post was submitted on 18 Jun 2026
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No it's not, it's the oldest (and as such, the worst in almost every way) crypto.
Edit: in case you are like one of the commenters here and struggle with reading comprehension, I did not just say that bitcoin is older than USD. Try reading it slower maybe? If the parentheses is throwing you off, try taking it out completely and reading the sentence without it.
I believe in you.
Right, Bitcoin is older than gold, or the US dollar, or the British pound, France’s franc….
Uh maybe try reading my comment again?
Why? It doesn’t say anything different this time around.
Ok then I don't know what to tell you.
Is your brain just skipping the last word because it comes after a parenthesis?
Hint: I said it's the oldest and worst crypto.
Unless I've missed some huge news, none of the things you snarkily listed are cryptos.
You have to understand that I'm trying very hard to not be an asshole right now lol. Just read the entire goddamn comment
How about you reread my preceding comment dickbag and then fuckoff.
Well that was uncalled for.
What's with the misplaced impotent rage? The fuck did I do?
Really? Telling me what to do while claiming you are really trying so hard to not be an asshole? Go away.
Yeah dude, really.
Yeah you're right, not sure why I was trying to be nice.
Learn how to fucking read, loser. I literally wrote a simple, single sentence comment, and you couldn't comprehend it. Instead of trying to read it again, you decided to be an absolute prick.
I tried to be nice and suggested to try reading the sentence again as it's all there, but you chose to angrily lash out instead. And now that I've called it out, you want me to go away. After you came at me first.
That's loser behavior. Do better.
Blocked.
Oh no.
Clearly you are unable to read or think yourself. I don’t care what your opinion is.
Says the person who literally could not read a single sentence comment then got irrationally angry at the wrong person about it.
I clearly can't read or think for myself because (checks notes) someone on the internet missed the last word of the sentence I wrote?
Make it make sense!
Or just cry about it, plug your ears, and run away so you never have to admit you were wrong about something or simply misread a comment. Something everyone has done before.
It's weird fucking behavior, dude.